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- dogs enjoy ball games, but they don't spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for Germany 2006
- spots are an attractive feature on a dog
- a dog is better protection from intruders
- sogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms, men are far less polite
- puppy love doesn't wear off so quickly with a dog
- you can be prosecuted for neglecting a dog
- dogs can find their way back home - even after a really heavy night out
- dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed, men always lie in bed
- a dog can moult without becoming obsessed about premature baldness
- dogs can be taught the meaning of the word "NO!"
- a dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car
- and will be less likely to show its rear end to the people in the vehicle behind for a laugh
- if a dog says sausages, that's clever - if a man says sausages, that's just greedy
- dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops
- and not criticize your purchases afterwards
- a dog will fetch the morning paper for you
- a dog will trot faithfully round at your heel
- dogs don't break wind in public and blame it on the man
- in the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent
- if a dog gets ill, it won't take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet
- you can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects
- small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words - Robin Cook
- you can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper
- a woman can live with more than one dog, without rumours starting
- when dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic
- dogs sometimes dig the garden
- a dog can go out fox-hunting without being incredibly stuck up and pompous
- dogs don't necessarily prefer blondes
- dogs won't get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around
- dogs travel more cheaply on the bus
- dogs whine less
- some dogs can be quite talented at singing
- men lost the World Cup - a dog found it
- dogs are less reliant on tinned food
- but after a few cans, a dog will still be able to stand up
- and there are some things even a dog won't eat - like the remains of a three-day-old King Prawn vindaloo that they found on the floor behind the sofa
- you can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it'll break
- a dog gets a new coat every winter
- dogs are not so careless about leaving puddles on the bathroom floor
- a dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up
- for a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health
- men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on
- dogs don't wolf-whistle
- there are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in Australia; but far more undomesticated men
- your dog will never refer to you as 'a bitch'
- in disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape
- dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs
- you can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them
- all the best clips on 'You've Been Framed' are the ones with dogs in
- if a dog starts worrying sheep, that's just its natural predatory instinct
- if a MAN starts worrying sheep, however ...
- a 'King Charles' is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man
- you can also call a dog schitzu without offending it
- "working like a dog" is strenuous, working like a man is, er - not
- you can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested
- a dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks
- dogs do not attack other dogs for being a different colour
- having a dog around the place can actually ease stress
- you'd feel guilty about turning a dog out on the street
- a dog can take a barrel of brandy to a lost mountaineer without drinking ANY
- there aren't so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzled in public
- you can buy a dog's affection with a squeaky toy
- a dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi
- most dogs are really good with children
- dogs have a highly-developed sense of smell, men, on the other hand, can quite happily wear the same pair of pants for a fortnight
- a dog is more useful for tracking down criminals
- who did YOU miss most from Blue Peter - John Noakes or Shep?
- a dog might actually take a bath of its own accord
- there's more chance of your dog being able to operate the video recorder
- you can buy a choke-chain for a dog
- a 16-year-old dog is very mature
- a dog is easier to keep well-groomed
- dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery
- dogs are easier to house-train
- dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company
- a dog can look as though it understands what you're saying
- dogs went into space first
- a man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee
- dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis
- being a dog's mistress is no reason to feel ashamed
- you can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving
- saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren't half as appealing on a man
- you can train a dog in obedience
- a dog in a studded collar isn't kinky
- few men would answer to 'Lassie'
- a dog is a pack animal, a man is a six-pack animal
- dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police
- dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'
- a dog is a faithful companion
- a dog is for life
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