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- the later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
- dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
- dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
- dogs are excited by rough play
- dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
- dogs understand that farts are funny
- dogs love red meat
- dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
- dogs don't shop
- if a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
- dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
- a dog's disposition stays the same all month long
- dogs never need to examine the relationship
- a dog's parents never visit
- dogs love long car trips
- dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
- dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs are made to be hunted
- dogs like beer
- dogs don't hate their bodies
- no dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & The Blowfish album
- no dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood
- dogs never criticize
- dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
- dogs never expect gifts
- it's legal to keep your dog chained up at your house
- dogs don't worry about germs
- dogs don't want to know about every other dog that you ever had
- dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer
- dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives
- dogs would rather have a hamburger dinner than a lobster one
- you never have to wait for your dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day
- dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
- dogs don't borrow your shirts
- dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
- dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
- dogs can't talk
- dogs aren't catty
- dogs don't mind at all if you leave the toilet seat up
- dogs seldom outlive you
- dogs don't cry
- dogs love it when your friends come over
- dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
- dogs think you sing great
- a dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
- dogs don't expect you to call if you are running late
- anyone one can get a good-looking dog
- when a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
- dogs don't make you watch Grease over and over again
- dogs don't have lunch with previous owners
- dogs never want foot rubs
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